Stock Trading- So Easy… a Cat Can Do It?

A cat as a stockpicker?The Super Bowl is around the corner, and while that’s cause for moping among Chicago fans giving an impression of their quarterback, it also means it’s time to brace yourself – the eTrade talking baby is likely gearing up for his comeback. While that little baby personifies all that is wrong in the regulatory disconnect between stock trading and the world of futures, it turns out, stock trading IS easy. So easy that a cat throwing something at a computer screen can do a better job than a seasoned professional.

The Observer, a British paper, conducted a year long experiment that pitted the stock picking prowess of a team of wealth management professionals, a group of group of kids still in school, and a house cat against one another. Gawker reports:

While the professionals used their decades of investment knowledge and traditional stock-picking methods, the cat selected stocks by throwing his favourite toy mouse on a grid of numbers allocated to different companies.

Every quarter, the teams were permitted to switch stocks around if they so chose.

The final results? Well, the school children lost money, the professionals made £176, and the cat was the clear winner, making £542. Maybe eTrade does have it partially right. Trading is so easy that ANYONE can do it. Doing it successfully? Well… that might require a lot more than 9 lives, at this rate.

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The performance data displayed herein is compiled from various sources, including BarclayHedge, and reports directly from the advisors. These performance figures should not be relied on independent of the individual advisor's disclosure document, which has important information regarding the method of calculation used, whether or not the performance includes proprietary results, and other important footnotes on the advisor's track record.

Benchmark index performance is for the constituents of that index only, and does not represent the entire universe of possible investments within that asset class. And further, that there can be limitations and biases to indices such as survivorship, self reporting, and instant history.

Managed futures accounts can subject to substantial charges for management and advisory fees. The numbers within this website include all such fees, but it may be necessary for those accounts that are subject to these charges to make substantial trading profits in the future to avoid depletion or exhaustion of their assets.

Investors interested in investing with a managed futures program (excepting those programs which are offered exclusively to qualified eligible persons as that term is defined by CFTC regulation 4.7) will be required to receive and sign off on a disclosure document in compliance with certain CFT rules The disclosure documents contains a complete description of the principal risk factors and each fee to be charged to your account by the CTA, as well as the composite performance of accounts under the CTA's management over at least the most recent five years. Investor interested in investing in any of the programs on this website are urged to carefully read these disclosure documents, including, but not limited to the performance information, before investing in any such programs.

Those investors who are qualified eligible persons as that term is defined by CFTC regulation 4.7 and interested in investing in a program exempt from having to provide a disclosure document and considered by the regulations to be sophisticated enough to understand the risks and be able to interpret the accuracy and completeness of any performance information on their own.

RCM receives a portion of the commodity brokerage commissions you pay in connection with your futures trading and/or a portion of the interest income (if any) earned on an account's assets. The listed manager may also pay RCM a portion of the fees they receive from accounts introduced to them by RCM.

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